albarndamon: i think the greatest accomplishment in my life so far was being represented at the 2012 olympics as a piece of confetti
this is why i love Great Britian
Beijing: we want lights and precision and a good clean night
London: FUCK IT LETS MAKE IT THE SHIRE AND GET FRANK TURNER! AND LETS MAKE THE WHOLE THING VICTORIAN, BRING LOCKHEART TOO ONLY IF HE HAS A TOP HAT, MUSTN'T FORGET JK ROWLING AND BRING MR BEAN TOO ONLY IF YOU DO A CHARIOT OF FIRE MONTAGE. DAMMIT LETS HAVE A SHIT TON OF LIGHTY BEDS AND ABOUT 12 MARY POPPINS, NOW WE MUST MONTAGE BRILLIANT ENGLISH MUSIC AND THROW A SLIGHT TARDIS NOISE TO THROW THE WHOVIANS INTO PANDEMONIUM, ALSO WE MUST QUOTE THE HUNGER GAMES TO TRY AND BRING BACK THE DISTRICTS NOW LETS GET THE QUEEN AND JAMES BOND, OH FUCK IT THROW THEM OUT OF A PLANE, ITS OUR OLYMPICS AND THIS IS WHAT WE SHALL DO WITH IT, YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY
weekends mean shit in the summer holidays OH BUT I’M GROUNDED SO I CANT DO NOTHING ANYWAY
How to stay in a relationship.
They say: we need to talk
you: no we don't.
Had such a good night and all but I had to admit something to someone and now I feel really bad about it
me when my friends are sad: insert 6 page text here of advice and telling them how perfect they are
them when im sad: oh sorry
I’m so emotionally unstable right now its not even normal, I cry at literally everything, even when I think about something for a split second. I hate feeling like this ah